About me



There are already too many picture perfect people with aspirational lives, scaling impossible peaks in perfect fitness. But not here, oh no.
Some of the walks are damn near perfect but although you can walk away, you will always take yourself with you, and there’s no walking away from that.
Also my dog is an absolute hairy idiot and I will never get him sitting calmly on a mountain top for that insta photo. He will be rolling in something terrible or furiously barking at an invisible ghost.
I never give walk times. I’ve never managed a walk yet in the suggested time. I get distracted, I’m forever taking the unpath and I have lengthy picnics. If there’s water I put my feet in it. I assume that is the point of going places
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