York City Walls
In which I stroll around the walls like an off duty feudal lord, constantly distracted by cake shops hiding in towers
The Isis (Thames), The Cherwell and The Oxford Canal
In which I ramble along the river past the dreaming spires and end up two feet deep in it
York: The River Foss Walk
In which waves of brownish green sadness lap at my feet as I realise I could be doing something fun instead
Edinburgh, Water of Leith Walkway
In which we follow a silvery river and try to make wishes on falling leaves, with some success
Northumberland, Low Newton to Craster
In which we follow the waft of kippers to Craster and find our car at the end of a rainbow
Pilgrims’ Way, Halling to Aylesford
Stage 11 of the Pilgrims’ Way in which I walk an unloved section along the Medway, and consider opening a tea room for sexually immoral murderous idolators, that lets dogs in.
Chilterns: Chorleywood to Chesham
In which we celebrate UK Fungus Day by getting sprayed with pesticides and have a moot on a possible moot hill
The New Forest: Ivy Wood & Perrywood
In which I ramble around the woodlands looking for pigs, but have to make do with a Martian invader.
Brockenhurst, New Forest: Trolls, Trees and Orchids
In which I get up ridiculously early and get a mackerel sky, plenty of deer and a whiff of a troll.