Tag: villages
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Pilgrims’ Way, Hollingbourne to Charing
Stage 13 of the Pilgrims’ Way in which I have pause for thought and get a bit contemplativey
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Henley, Hambleden and the Great Wood
In which we go in search of mistletoe and sponge cake and uncover the insidious creep of fake cows
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Pilgrims’ Way, Halling to Aylesford
Stage 11 of the Pilgrims’ Way in which I walk an unloved section along the Medway, and consider opening a tea room for sexually immoral murderous idolators, that lets dogs in.
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Pilgrims’ Way, Otford to Wrotham
Stage 9 of the Pilgrims Way in which I have ringing in my ears which for once isn’t tinnitus and consider foraging and living in a ditch
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Pilgrims’ Way, Oxted to Otford
Stage 8 of the Pilgrims’ Way in which we miss a golden opportunity to steal Liz Truss’s acorns and I make a series of inappropriate jokes
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Pilgrims’ Way, Box Hill to Merstham
Stage 6 of the Pilgrims Way in which I witness a murder* *of crows
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Pilgrims’ Way, Gomshall to Box Hill
Stage 5b of the Pilgrims’ Way in which I immerse myself in beech woods and after some quiet contemplation decide to wish thunderbolts on a church spire.
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Pilgrims’ Way: Guildford to Gomshall
Stage 5a of the Pilgrims’ Way in which I fail to find a dragon’s cave and fail to find hospitality in a quintessentially expensive Surrey village
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Pilgrims’ Way, Merstham to Oxted
Section 7 of the Pilgrims’ Way in which we walk the ridge of the downs accompanied by the constant rumble of the London Orbital and I am delighted to find a stinkpipe